A guy walks into a real estate office and hands the broker his application. The broker begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every real estate office he has ever worked for.
“I must say,” the broker begins, “your track record is terrible. You’ve been fired from every real estate office.”
“Got that right!” says the man.
“Well,” continues the broker, “there’s not much positive in that.”
“Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”